Lionel Hutz: "Mr Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night, the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it."
Grampa: "I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. Ooh, it's on now!"
Grampa: "I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit. It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George 'Goober' Lindsay.
Bart: Grampa, Matlock's not real.
Grampa: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob if someone cuts it off and mushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin!"
Quimby: "And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants."
Grampa: "What's in it for us?"
Jasper: "Yeah, give us something we like or we'll ride you out of town on a rail!"
Quimby: "Ahem, well, uh, what do you people like?"
Jasper: "Sleep".
Crazy Old Man: "Sexy dames, and plenty of em."
Grampa: "Maaatloock!"
Quimby: "Well, I suppose I could name it the Matlock Expressway."
